DWTS All Stars Week 4 Bristol Palin Sent Packing

As usual a couple that could have easily been eliminated a week or two weeks ago, survives to be eliminated later than what was expected. Bristol Palin (reality star) {is that an oxymoron?} and partner Mark Ballas (who I'm sure was crushed not to be dancing with the amazing Shawn Johnson) were voted off tonight on DWTS All Stars. There is no spilled milk for this kitty. DWTS All Stars has some of the best choreography, dances and talent ever assembled on the dance floor. The only ones competing should be the absolute best. So kudos to the remaining STARS. They Deserve it!

Bristol Palin Proves "Life Isn't Fair!"

Hey, I've been so busy shooting photographs and videos as well as editing, plus working my other job that I've been too spent to update my blog. Until Now! Like the song says, "I'm only human...of flesh and blood I'm made." Imagine my surprise when I was informed that Bristol Palin with the help of Mark Ballas survived another week on DWTS All Stars. Bristol Palin proves several:

• Like minded people help each other (by voting aka giving their support).
• Sob stories work.
• Being a white young single mother is OK if your privileged while your political mother speaks against Planned Parenthood and Sex Education to the masses.
• One can be less talented at a position and still remain on the job
• If you have a high profile family member who will sit in the audience at DWTS, you are more likely to stay on than if you don't.
• Being famous for immature decisions and having no substantial talent if you are from a Privileged Class is an acceptable norm in these reality TV show times.
• Getting plastic surgery, loosing weight and becoming like a "Stepford Wife" is a sure sign of joining the gang in Hollywood
• The Producers of DWTS love to irritate the fans of show by having people like Bristol Palin and Chaz Bono on and on and on. They know that disliking someone causes an interesting reaction by talking about them which I'm unfortunately doing it.
• Lastly, Palin proves without a doubt LIFE IS NOT FAIR!

I could go on but I have a ton of work to do. Here are a few video clips of Bristol Palin at DWTS All Stars Rehearsals.

Bristol Palin...She's Back

Controversial celeb Bristol Palin is Back on DWTS All Stars with a new look (a little plastic surgery) and a slimmed down figure. Something tells me she has been practicing in Alaska knowing that the all star version was going to go down in the near future. She has some pep in her step. I think she has a new boyfriend too. Story developing.

Bristol Palin A Deer In The Headlights

For Dancing With The Stars having Bristol Palin as a contestant was a brilliant ratings boom. But for real fans of the show, it was a disaster. How Bristol stayed on the show until the final three is beyond me. If she would have won then the show would have suffered a backlash bigger than they expected. Maybe the producers played the game just long enough to keep the internet a buzz and the media giving the show even more attention. As ratings climbed via the controversy, negative publicity via Bristol Palin's continuous dancing on the show grew to new heights. Of course finally, Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey were the final two and we all know the outcome of that. But we don't know why there was such disparity in voting. The Judges on the show as well as the host kept reiterating the importance of voting. Meanwhile several people including myself had difficulty voting online. With the majority of websites using voting as a calculative way to data mine, we have no way of knowing how voting online is going to bite us later. Maybe Bristol was a sacrificial deer on the show to increase ratings and at the same time create a backlash. Creating a powerful dynamic Hegelian Dialectic. Bristol Palin on the show had so many interesting points, unwed teenage mother, daughter of a possible candidate for the Presidency of the United States, Bristol seen as a victim of unfair hostility, a story of a man who shot his TV regarding the results of Brandy being eliminated and Palin safe spread all over the media, a suspicious powder found at CBS studios and the entire DWTS staff evacuated, a terrorist threat - inherent danger, Bristol Palin addressing her haters, Bristol finally loosing. This was a great soap opera. Now Bristol can continue her reign as an activist for Abstinence.
Does anyone else see the irony?

Bristol = Bye Bye Brandy!

Never underestimate the power of your so called weaker opponent. People like Bristol Palin prove this motto everyday. Bristol the Pistol Palin has been shooting down opponents right and left, Audrina Patridge, Florence Henderson and Rick Fox. These are the harsh lessons one learns in life. Sometimes the less qualified person ends up in the top spot due to media spin and cronyism. Where else does an unwed teenager who has a baby become a "celebrity" except via a political juggernaut mother named Sarah Palin? As I wrote on an earlier twitter post that someone said to me, "If Obama had an unwed teenage daughter who gave birth, he would be called an unfit parent or worse." The tables get switched on this Guess Who's Coming To DWTS Finals. I remember being told a White Convicted felon is more likely to get a high paying job in New York than a PHD African American with no record. I know this is only a dance show but it demonstrates the power of the Tea Party and underestimating opponents. Here is a clip of Bristol Palin arriving to rehearsal right after Audrina Patridge was voted off.

Dancing With The Stars Finals: Brandy and Maksim Out

In an unbelievable turn of events, Brandy and Maksim were eliminated from competing in the finals next week on Dancing With The Stars. As I said in a previous post, Bristol is the new Bush. Jennifer Grey - Derek Hough, Kyle Massey - Lacey Schwimmer and Bristol Palin - Mark Ballas will compete for the Win.

Last Dance For Which Star? Bristol, Jennifer, Kyle or Brandy?

Tonight we will find out who will be voted off Dancing With The Stars. Will the highest scores for the last 8 weeks mean anything? Or will the person with the lowest scores routinely win a place in the finals?