Lindsay Lohan: How Many Strikes Does The Spoiled Star Get?

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. What can I say that already hasn't not been wittily written by me before in previous blog posts about Lindsay Lohan getting in trouble (again & again)? TMZ reported and it was soon spread all over the internet that Ms. Lohan was arrested for allegedly hitting Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face at a club. Wowee Wee Wow! How dumb or high or both can a person be to constantly trip the trouble fantastic and push the legal system beyond the bounds of black comedy and decorum? Lindsay, I know you are a White Girl but PLEASE you are getting obnoxious with the skirting the court system, getting away with breaking the law and always getting a job or a paycheck nefariously. Please stop, you are even making your White sisters angry with all your tricks. Please stop rubbing it in our noses that you are above the law, a better actress than anyone, that you are misunderstood, your mother is perfect, you were set up, that everyone is picking on you, your fashion style is above reproach, you don't have a drug/alcohol addiction, you don't have to pay for things that you want, you can run over people literally, you can get $100,000 by not doing in anything and that you can get by with your looks. Please stop Lindsay. Your antics are so bad that bulimics are using a picture of you as the fastest way to vomit.

Lindsay Lohan Due Back In Court for Probation Violation

Days after a JACK ASS Star was pronounced dead after drinking and driving over a 100 mph, Our Perpetual Lady of City of Angels Court System is due back in court tomorrow for violating her probation. It seems that Ms. Lohan tested positive for drinking while under house arrest. Judge Sautner has ordered Lilo to face the court tomorrow. What will Lindsay wear? Will she have time to get her hair done? What excuses will her enablers give for her relapse? Is Dina Lohan already preparing her angry at the media and the court system speech? Will Michael Lohan act surprised while benefitting from the media coverage of his daughter's trouble conveniently in time for the next installment of Celebrity Rehab? I'm starting to think Lindsay Lohan is in cahoots with the Illuminati to distract the general public from the threat of global warming. Hopefully Ms. Lohan goes to jail. She has had more chances than sales of Valtrex and Prozac at Mickey Fine's Beverly Hills pharmacy. Go To Jail Lindsay Lohan Please Go Directly To Jail.

Lindsay Lohan Arrives To Court In White Dress

Lindsay Lohan at another court date is like saying the sky is blue. While thinking on what to call this post, I pondered calling it "Lindsay Lohan Increases Business For Local Courts". But I thought that was too long. Anyway, old news Lindsay Lohan arrived to court today to face charges for Felony Theft. Sometimes I wonder if LiLo is a robotic doll. She acts dumb/innocent while looking sexy. I'm sure Lindsay got paid to wear that form fitting white dress to court. While the fashion mags and blogs report on LiLo's court ensemble, its a good bet that the dress designer will sell out of it and soon will have back orders. While at the court house, I also tried to figure out how many court houses Lohan has done the stroll or the walk of shame. How many restaurants have benefited from increase patronage from reporters and photographers? How many city meters and parking lots got more money from the media covering the troubled actress ? How many additional sheriffs had to be on the clock to provide security? How many magazines, photos, videos and stories were paid for discussing LiLo. Lindsay Lohan is Big Business but for all the wrong reasons. Here is a look of Ms. Lohan doing the catwalk or should I say perp walk...

Lindsay Lohan Where Are The Handcuffs?

I noticed something in the latest allegation of Lindsay Lohan breaking the law (once again). Why is Lohan privacy always protected when she is taken into custody? Why is she never seen with handcuffs? So fascinating the rush for LAPD to handcuff a African American whose is under the suspicion of a crime (he didn't commit) as in the case with Tyrone Burton who was accused of selling bootleg DVDs when in fact he was marketing his own in public. Lindsay on the other hand, has been multiple times accused of stealing merchandise, there is even a video of her leaving the jewelry store with a necklace and she is still free. What kind of blind justice is going on here? Different law for Blacks and Whites? I won't be surprised if Lohan walks again.