Lindsay Lohan Due Back In Court for Probation Violation

Days after a JACK ASS Star was pronounced dead after drinking and driving over a 100 mph, Our Perpetual Lady of City of Angels Court System is due back in court tomorrow for violating her probation. It seems that Ms. Lohan tested positive for drinking while under house arrest. Judge Sautner has ordered Lilo to face the court tomorrow. What will Lindsay wear? Will she have time to get her hair done? What excuses will her enablers give for her relapse? Is Dina Lohan already preparing her angry at the media and the court system speech? Will Michael Lohan act surprised while benefitting from the media coverage of his daughter's trouble conveniently in time for the next installment of Celebrity Rehab? I'm starting to think Lindsay Lohan is in cahoots with the Illuminati to distract the general public from the threat of global warming. Hopefully Ms. Lohan goes to jail. She has had more chances than sales of Valtrex and Prozac at Mickey Fine's Beverly Hills pharmacy. Go To Jail Lindsay Lohan Please Go Directly To Jail.

An Elevator Ride Is A Great Metaphor for the Lohan Family

Here's videos of Lindsay Lohan arriving to another court date on 02/22/2011. The elevator going down and up is a great metaphor for the latest Lohan twisted drama. Michael Lohan is on board to be on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab. It is a very tough economy right now and everyone is willing to sell their soul for some extra cash so its no wonder that Daddy of the Year, Michael Lohan would join in on the selling...

Has Lindsay Lohan Had More Court Dates Than Lovers?

Lindsay Lohan was at court again on Wednesday which makes me wonder how many times has she been to court? I can't seem to get a definite number. I will have to do some more checking and find out. That is crazy! Lindsay Lohan has been involved with more court preceedings than most people have had LOVERS! There is definitely some special treatment going on for this 24 year old Caucasian Addict. Although Lindsay is facing jail, she still has time to get her lips plumped before arriving to court. We all know going to court for Lohan is like performing on the catwalk for a Victoria's Secret Super Model. Lindsay's fashion message today: slacks and and open blouse revealing lots of cleavage. We are waiting for the confirmation that the designer that put her court ensemble together sold out of the combo.

Dinah Lohan: Mother of The Year Day Before Daughter Goes to Court (Again)

One has to look good when your daughter is going to court for the upteenth time. Dinah Lohan seen walking to parking garage after getting some beauty treatments Tuesday afternoon.

Exclusive Garry Sun vs Tila Tequila shot by KAT of KAT TALES TV

Before the start of yesterday's arraignment for Lindsay Lohan's felony grand theft charges, I asked Garry Sun point blank about Tila Tequila and if the fight between them was real or just another ploy for attention.