Lindsay Lohan Due Back In Court for Probation Violation

Days after a JACK ASS Star was pronounced dead after drinking and driving over a 100 mph, Our Perpetual Lady of City of Angels Court System is due back in court tomorrow for violating her probation. It seems that Ms. Lohan tested positive for drinking while under house arrest. Judge Sautner has ordered Lilo to face the court tomorrow. What will Lindsay wear? Will she have time to get her hair done? What excuses will her enablers give for her relapse? Is Dina Lohan already preparing her angry at the media and the court system speech? Will Michael Lohan act surprised while benefitting from the media coverage of his daughter's trouble conveniently in time for the next installment of Celebrity Rehab? I'm starting to think Lindsay Lohan is in cahoots with the Illuminati to distract the general public from the threat of global warming. Hopefully Ms. Lohan goes to jail. She has had more chances than sales of Valtrex and Prozac at Mickey Fine's Beverly Hills pharmacy. Go To Jail Lindsay Lohan Please Go Directly To Jail.

An Elevator Ride Is A Great Metaphor for the Lohan Family

Here's videos of Lindsay Lohan arriving to another court date on 02/22/2011. The elevator going down and up is a great metaphor for the latest Lohan twisted drama. Michael Lohan is on board to be on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab. It is a very tough economy right now and everyone is willing to sell their soul for some extra cash so its no wonder that Daddy of the Year, Michael Lohan would join in on the selling...

Did Michael Lohan Blow It With Lindsay Again?

The net is a buzz with Lindsay Lohan getting more freedom from the Betty Ford Clinic. In fact LiLo has been photographed back at her apartment in West Hollywood. According to TMZ reports, Dina and Lindsay Lohan are upset that photos of Michael Lohan and his daughter have surfaced while they were together going on outings from rehab. Could it be that Dina found out that it was strange that Michael & Lindsay meetings outside the clinic were always photographed? Could it be that Michael Lohan has a deal with one or several photo agencies and that he contacts them to let them know of his and Lindsay's locations via texts? Would Michael be so addicted to fame as Dina and Lindsay seem to be that he would sell the information of their location for money and attention? Only Michael Lohan and the agencies know. Here is my video of Michael Lohan from a few months ago before he and LiLo attempted to mend fences...

Exclusive Michael Lohan: The Sins of The Father

The tragic Barnum & Bailey's circus act soap opera known as Lindsay Lohan and her dysfunctional family like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going and going. A few months ago Dina Lohan said that Lindsey was not a drug addict and that the court system was being too hard on her daughter. Since then Lindsay failed a drug test (or two) and she returned to court and now she is in rehab (again) at the Betty Ford Clinic. Recently, I caught up with Michael Lohan who has been vilified by Dina and Lindsay as being the cause of Lindsay's troubles. The question remains what would you do if your child was habitually and dangerously using drugs/alcohol and getting in serious trouble? Would you do what ever it takes to help her/him even if everyone thought you were wrong? I gave Michael a chance to tell his side of the story. Here is the full uncut interview...