An Elevator Ride Is A Great Metaphor for the Lohan Family

Here's videos of Lindsay Lohan arriving to another court date on 02/22/2011. The elevator going down and up is a great metaphor for the latest Lohan twisted drama. Michael Lohan is on board to be on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab. It is a very tough economy right now and everyone is willing to sell their soul for some extra cash so its no wonder that Daddy of the Year, Michael Lohan would join in on the selling...

Shauna Sand Joins Celebrity ReHab - WTH?

Maybe it is just another brilliant marketing ploy but several sources say, Shauna Sand will join Celebrity Rehab. Like many enablers, I didn't know Shauna had a drug problem. She maybe addicted to plastic surgery or to Fame. I don't know if Doctor Drew covers that. But Doctor Drew does not believe in Female Ejaculation or the G-Spot so I don't trust his expert opinion. How much money are we talking to appear on Celebrity Rehab?
Here is a sample of video footage of Shauna Sand....