Kylie Jenner Goes To Salon While Dad Bruce Jenner Sex Change Appears Imminent

Early Friday evening Kylie Jenner left a WeHo hair salon. All the photo agencies knew about it so a large number of paps showed up to cover a non -event. The far more fascinating story is what is going on with Bruce Jenner. Is the former Olympian really going through with sex reassignment surgery? At his age is the father of  so many children (I'm including his step children who love him and think of Jenner as their father) taking female hormones and developing breasts? Will Kris Jenner who prefers to be Kris Kardashian really going to make money off this story and bleed it for all its worth? I think so. This on going saga is better than a soap opera.

Chaz Bono: Dicks Are Expensive!

I wanted to title this story Chaz Bono - Falling In Love With Dick but I settled on the one above instead. I have gay male friends who LOVE women's breasts. They are Fascinated by them although they say they are not attracted to them they want to touch them and oogle them. I find it a little bizarre but I wonder if Chaz and people like (him/her in transition or lesbian) feel the same way about penises? It becomes almost a fetish but who knew a penis was so expensive? Considering so many dicks are running around Los Angeles and seem to be working for free. Anyway, the jokes write themselves but according to a story from Rolling Stone that several other media sources have piggy backed on, Chaz Bono is saving up for a penis. The cost runs between $25,000-$45,000. You know I complain about a vibrator that costs $100 with all the bells and whistles. It vibrates, it spins, it hits the clitoris and the g-spot. But I just can't get with spending a $100 or more on one, even though it comes in PURPLE. So thanks Chaz for putting it in perspective. $100 for a pulsating, vibrating and g-spot hitting climaxing purple vibrator is chump change compared to what you want to get. Maybe someone will start a donation fund or better yet a reality show will pay for the expensive surgery. Chaz is finding out what every one who falls in love with a dick knows, "Dicks can hurt, sometimes they don't work and they can be very expensive!" On the flip side they can be very, very good - when they work right! Hopefully Chaz Bono will get the top of the line.