Friday, January 6, 2012
Chaz Bono: Dicks Are Expensive!
I wanted to title this story Chaz Bono - Falling In Love With Dick but I settled on the one above instead. I have gay male friends who LOVE women's breasts. They are Fascinated by them although they say they are not attracted to them they want to touch them and oogle them. I find it a little bizarre but I wonder if Chaz and people like (him/her in transition or lesbian) feel the same way about penises? It becomes almost a fetish but who knew a penis was so expensive? Considering so many dicks are running around Los Angeles and seem to be working for free. Anyway, the jokes write themselves but according to a story from Rolling Stone that several other media sources have piggy backed on, Chaz Bono is saving up for a penis. The cost runs between $25,000-$45,000. You know I complain about a vibrator that costs $100 with all the bells and whistles. It vibrates, it spins, it hits the clitoris and the g-spot. But I just can't get with spending a $100 or more on one, even though it comes in PURPLE. So thanks Chaz for putting it in perspective. $100 for a pulsating, vibrating and g-spot hitting climaxing purple vibrator is chump change compared to what you want to get. Maybe someone will start a donation fund or better yet a reality show will pay for the expensive surgery. Chaz is finding out what every one who falls in love with a dick knows, "Dicks can hurt, sometimes they don't work and they can be very expensive!" On the flip side they can be very, very good - when they work right! Hopefully Chaz Bono will get the top of the line.